If You Do, If You Don't
December 04, 2004 at 12:58 a.m.
Dear Tobey,

I found this on someone's journal and I think it's very eye opening. Had to post again, even though I just did a bit ago!! heh. Sorry doll.

"If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman.
If you don't, then you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, then you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, she's abusing,
If you don't, then you are not understanding.
If you make romance, you are an experienced man,
If you don't, then you are half a man.
If you visit her too often, she thinks it's boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.
If you're well dressed, she says you're a playboy,
If you don't, then you are just a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it's bad,
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt romance, she says you didn't respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.
If you're a minute late, she complains how you make her wait,
If she's late, she says it's the woman's way.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her too much, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If you fail to help her in carrying her stuff, you lack ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics.
If you stare at another, she accuses you of flirting,
If she is stared by others, she says they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk."

It's interesting eh? So true in so many ways. My ways as well!! I think that one totally applies to I. The overall gist of it says it's a no win situation for a guy, and although not all of it is true for every girl, and different parts are true for all individuals, it's good to know and realize different points of views, although they are a little limiting. Okay! Last post of the night I swear. Sweet dreams. =)

<3 Karen

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